Friday, August 22, 2008

what the fuck?

I have a partner for smelly hand dude. his name is smelly ass dude. he frequents magoun saloon in somerville and looks like michael bolton. not even joking here. anyways this dude will be sitting at the bar and will just let one rip. he usually does it when the door opens so the breeze will blow his stink throughout the bar. again, not even remotelyjoking. this guy is so foul it's amazing to me someone hasn't knocked him out. it's a known fact that the shitty smell is coming from this dude and nothing ever has been done. the owner, I believe, has spoken to him about it but he still persists in funking up the joint and the owner says he can't kick him out for that reason alone. why the fuck not? what good is it to own your own damn bar if you can't kick people out. I'm usually too busy gagging to do anything about it. but I am also not getting that close to him to actually say anything, let alone punch him. it might almost be worth it to throw up on him though. how great would that be?

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Say, would you like a chocolate-covered pretzel?

michelle said...

thats just terrible ben

Anonymous said...

OMG - you must blog soon. Are you losing your sense of hate?

michelle said...

no need to worry about me losing the hate. just been in maine for a few days