Monday, October 27, 2008

the dating gods hate me

I'm honestly not even gonna explain that title, just know it's true and I'm about to give up.
SO! as of right now, a total of 297 trojans (HA!), rootkits and spyware have been found and removed from my computer. thank the love of christ for my friend frankie, who is the one removing said crap from the computer. I promise not to steal anymore free music. and no, I'm not looking at porn online. though I might as well have been with all that shit on there. and he's not even done with the scan so more shit might be on there still. damn.
this morning I decided to drive into work for no other reason than I was running late and still needed to stop and get coffee. now I am your typical boston driver. I am a madwoman behind the wheel. the maine state police would agree with that statement too. anyways, the ride in was just another reminder of my hatred of scooters/mopeds. I HATE them. I want to run them all over. and they are everywhere these days. other than the fact that they're slow as shit, I hate when they cut through traffic. they should not be allowed to do it. if I'm stuck sitting in fucking traffic so should they. assholes.
I also really hate halloween. it's my least favorite day of the year. I hate dressing up and I don't want to on friday. but it's mandatory at work to dress up. I have said I hate halloween atleast 10 times a day for the past two weeks and I might incorporate into every sentence I say from now until friday. stupid fucking day.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

maybe ur just dating the wrong guy....

Anonymous said...

Bah humbug.

You sound like me between Halloween and Christmas. December 25 can not be over soon enough.

Anonymous said...

I'm available!

Steph said...

Well, I do love Halloween. Maybe I should get you a She-Ra costume complete with bad ass sword to skewer people. I think we should dress up as The Pillsbury Dough Boy and Chef Boyardee and chase the guys around at CP on Saturday.

Why don't you go as Smelly Hand Dude?

Anonymous said...

Happy Halloween to our Goddess of Hate

michelle said...

thank you smelly hand dude